Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...