Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...