Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...