New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...