What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Definitions By Gender
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Computer Quotes
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Guide to Safe Fax
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Casey married a rich widow
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After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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