Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!