Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...