Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...