Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...