Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...