Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.