A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...