Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...