It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Supermarket Cart
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Is Windows a Virus?
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Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...