Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...