Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...