The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.