Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...