New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...