Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...