Texan with a new car
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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
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Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!