A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...