Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...