Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...