A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...