Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...