Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.