Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...