The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...