Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...