HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...