Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...