An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...