The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...