Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...