George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...