Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...