Where is Jesus?
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English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...