Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...