Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...