Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
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A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
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