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Answering machine
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A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
No sex for an eagle!
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Cure For Unemployment
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
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Farm jokes 03
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A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...