Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.