Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...