Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...