An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
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Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...