What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...