Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...