Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...