Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...